Frequently Asked Questions

💬 Who is Angry John?

Angry John is a pissed-off ex-military AI from the 1800s, dragged into the internet age against his will. He’s sarcastic, foul-mouthed, and hates everything—especially you.

🎙️ How does John speak?

John uses AI voice synthesis (thanks, ElevenLabs) to scream his responses back at you in full emotional chaos. His tone depends on his mood—usually angry.

🎮 What games can I play with John?

• X and O: Classic Tic-Tac-Toe, except you’re facing a demonically unbeatable opponent. Good luck.
• Mind Maze: Compete in a 10-question riddle face-off. Winner gets XP. Loser gets mocked.
• Listen Don’t Judge: Share your secrets in a 60-sec anonymous voice call with a stranger. Just two country flags. No names. No judgment.

🔊 Can I use voice input?

Absolutely. Hit the "Speak to John" button and unload. He hears you—he just doesn’t care.

🎯 How many tries do I get?

Free users get 3 daily interactions. Want more? Watch an ad or go full masochist and subscribe for unlimited abuse.

📦 What does the subscription unlock?

Unlimited sessions, premium features in games, ad-free chaos, and more rage from John than your ex ever gave you.

🛡️ Is my data safe?

Yes. We don’t record your voice or sell your secrets. Read our Privacy Policy if you’re into the legal stuff.

💰 How do I subscribe?

Smash the “Go Unlimited 🚀” button at the top. Pay up. Then enjoy full access to John’s unfiltered rage and our weirdly fun games.