Welcome to Angry John — a dark, sarcastic, AI-powered entertainment experience. By accessing this platform, you agree to these Terms. If you don’t like them, John insists you leave.
Angry John speaks in profanity-laced, irreverent humor. Everything said is fiction — generated by AI and meant for laughs (or cringes). The creators are not responsible for how you interpret, misuse, or react to anything he says.
We collect minimal, anonymized data to improve Angry John's performance. Audio and text inputs may be temporarily processed but are not stored long-term unless otherwise stated. We don’t sell your data. We don’t want it.
Free users get limited daily tries and short-form speech. Premium users get extended limits. Subscriptions renew monthly. Refunds may not be issued once your account has been used, so don’t be sneaky.
To maintain system performance and affordability, speech and text requests are capped based on your plan. Abuse of these limits may result in John yelling louder, or account restrictions.
Angry John is not a therapist, doctor, lawyer, or life coach. He’s barely sane. Use this platform at your own risk. We are not responsible for damages, emotional meltdowns, or misguided decisions.
These terms may change at any time. By continuing to use Angry John, you accept those changes. John doesn’t like repeating himself.
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